Storybroke: Miserably Ever After

#10 Storybroke: Too D*ng Early

Your pretty friends discuss OUAT Season 1, Episode 10: 7:15 AM. Cat noises occur, shoutouts are given, and Mary Margaret needs an intervention for her stalking.

#09 Storybroke: True Norf

An episode we enjoyed! It's been a few weeks. Elaine makes a big announcement, Mads goes off-topic more than usual with the hottest Buffy the Vampire Slayer takes, and your pretty friends dissect Season 1, Episode 9: "True North."Find us on Twitter @storybrokepod

#08 Storybroke: Desperate Exposition

We chat about Once Upon a Time episode 8: "Desperate Souls." There's nothing like starting off 2021 with an episode about an election, something none of us are completely burnt out on. Also this week, the power of gold body glitter and learning that the Darkness was actually inside of us all along!

#07 Storybroke: The Heart Really Needs Some Space, TBH

We're back for our first post-holiday break episode of Storybroke: Miserably Ever After! Today we have a real adult conversation about consent, how Regina is in fact hella problematic, and debate what Mr. Gold is doing in the woods with a shovel. Is he A) Burying a body, B) Burying two bodies, or C) Burying three bodies? Who knows!! 

#06 Storybroke: How to Herd Your Dragon

We're back! This week we dive into Episode 6 of Once Upon a Time, "The Shepard." Last week, our hosts wished the men of this show could have wigs, and one finger of the monkey's paw curled. Join us as we talk about fantastical metallurgy, ABC's episode by episode gore budget, and the ethics of leaving your wife after coming out of a coma!

#05 Storybroke: Ignoring That Still Small Voice

This week we dive into Season 1, Episode 5: That Still Small Voice. As Graham makes Emma a deputy, a mysterious sinkhole appears at the edge of town and Henry's life is placed in danger, while flashbacks show Jiminy Cricket's yearning to leave the family business.Tune in as we insult Jiminy Cricket's lack of ethics, Mads has strong words about Emma's coat, and the sound of crickets.

#04 Storybroke: The Price of Bronzer

This week we chat about Episode 4: "The Price of Gold" and discuss full-face bronzer, clipper cuts, and all things best left in 2011. 

#03 Storybroke: Snow Falls (in love [get it?])

This week, our pretty friends talk about Snow White's backstory, try to ignore cat noises, discuss the intricacies of Orcs vs. Trolls.

#02 Storybroke: The Thing You Loathe Most

It's episode two, so we get into the nitty-gritty of #SwanQueen minutes after acknowledging the two are related by marriage, discuss the intricacies of stacked wigs, lace as bangs, and THE LIE OF SO-CALLED "RED DELICIOUS" APPLES.

#01 Storybroke: A Miserable Introduction

Welcome to Storybroke: Miserably Ever After, a brand new rant-cast about ABC's Once Upon a Time. Elaine and Mads chat about how they got into the show, drag Snow's wigs, and introduce the pilot episode!